Photo-Illustration: Intelligencer; Photo: Temu/YouTube I should get this out of the way: I have no good reason to believe that Temu, the popular discount shopping app, is selling human meat disguised as cans of corned beef hash, and plenty of reasons to believe it’s not. It would obviously be a pretty risky move, brand-wise, and might make people give a second thought to that “shop like a billionaire” tagline. In terms of e-commerce strategy and best practices, it would also be sub-optimal: Intentional cannibals might not think to look on Temu, so conversions would be low, while customers looking for…