If elected as Clacton-on-Sea’s MP, Count Binface’s first act will be to increase the size of the door aperture in the House of Commons. At eight feet tall he’ll need the room. “I’m sick of banging my head,” he says. Nigel Farage’s chief rival in the Reform UK leader’s self-inflicted by-election is sitting down to speak exclusively to The i Paper at an unlikely venue: a Toby Carvery overlooking the North Sea. The “intergalactic space warrior” and “leader of the Recyclons from the planet Sigma IX” is a novelty candidate who, amid the jokes, will make some serious points. But...