BEIJING — Sources at the CIA have determined it is in the best interest of the United States that they publicize intercepted recordings of a high-profile meeting among China's top government officers, proving that China is worried TikTok has made Americans even dumber than they intended. The editorial team at The Babylon Bee has decided to publish a portion of the meeting below. Reader be warned: the scope of TikTok's stupidifying of the American people may be too disturbing to read. BEGIN TRANSCRIPT CHINESE SPY #1: Chairman Xi, welcome to the command center for TikTok: Operation Ameridumb. XI JINPING: Thanks...